im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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