Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize