I CAN MOONWALK!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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