quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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