I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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