On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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