We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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