So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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