Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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