Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
