He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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