seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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