so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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