what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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