The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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