that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Terrible idea I love it
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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