So drunk its hurt
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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