doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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