I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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