So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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