It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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