What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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