No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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