Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
