Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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