I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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