I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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