awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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