U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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