you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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