how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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