Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Your dad touched me again.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
As shirtless as possible
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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