You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My bed smells like the plague
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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