Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she peed on how many people?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
