super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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