I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
