Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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