Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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