i think i have two assholes
she smelled like a LAN party
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize
