I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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