dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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