i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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