You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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