this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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