She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Randomize
