dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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