Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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