Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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