i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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