I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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