Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Randomize