Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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