I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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