I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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