I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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