i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I enjoy the company of your penis
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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